It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Wait, is that a FLYING PIGLET!? How could you possibly get those things confused? They look nothing alike! Seriously, go to the eye doctor. I mean, it was saying “Oink” and everything. Jeez.
Dolphins are great to keep around a kitchen. It’s true! Stick them behind the counter at your local diner and watch that hungry lunch rush break against them like a giant greasy wave. See those masterful flippers flipping 20 orders of silver dollar pancakes at a...
Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn’t. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we have soap,...
Soft as a marshmallow and twice as sweet, Rosy the plush Puppy Sshlumpie is here to keep Baby’s tears at bay! This endearing hound dog features only the softest materials for a lightweight companion that will promote cuddling and comfort. Designed to double as an...
Our Mini Squishable Crystal Dragon is full of healing energy! They drink moon water everyday, keep their quartz by the window for absorbing good vibes, and cleanse their cave regularly with palo santo and sage. Positive vibes come in small packages and this one is...
